"Crusty Dork is a venemous loon with vinegar for spit." --Brothre Sceptre

E-mail submissions from bands, venues and party-throwers are always welcome,
as are comments, questions, corrections, babble, ridicule, outright dismay,
inebriated rants, discourses on the future of human affairs,
thoughts on Vedic philosophy, and of course, invitations for casual sex.

It's
cripsyduck@mindspring.com

All work in this website belongs to me and
if you sell it without cutting me in, boy, will I be pissed
--but you are welcome to borrow from it.
If you include a link with my name, I'd be charmed.
Please spell Cripsy with the "P" before the "S,"
like the sophisticated barbarian I know you to be.

I, too, love fresh poop so if you'd like to send
promotional materials or CD's, the address is:
Cripsy Duck
c/o C-VILLE
222 South Street
Charlottesville, Va.
22902

Bonus thanks to:
Hawes Spencer
Rozalind Warfield-Brown
people, places and things
bushels and bales and puppy dog tails
all of the venues and the weirdos who frequent them
The Charlottesville Downtown Foundation
The McIntyre Department of Music at U.Va.
Roots, Rock and Reggae
my phat black wallstreet mac
Bn
and, of course, your momma who I just got up offa