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by Cripsy Duck 5-22-00 (printed in C-VILLE Vol.12, No.22)
Bella Morte - Dirtball - Bio Ritmo - Raw Dog
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Tom Stoppard |
First, a couple of News Flashes: Bella Morte has signed a deal with Cleopatra Records wherein the company will oversee the re-release and distribution of their latest disc "Where Shadows Lie." The new Cleopatra-spawned "Shadows" will have the band's name added to the cover art and will feature a bonus Morte treatment of Berlin's "Riding on the Metro." Your original band-released version of the disc may have just gone up in value. Viewers of Richmond's Fox 5 television network may have noticed a string of kooky commercials for Chesterfield Auto Parts which began airing a few weeks back. Discerning local music fans will recognize the side-burned country mechanic in the ad as Wes Freed, singer for "hillbilly soul" band Dirtball. Hilarity abounds.
Saturday, May 20, 2000 A.D. -- In an effort to break free from the "same old grind," I was lured to a notorious Belmont practice space for a barrage of punk lunacy. Upon entrance I was accosted by the Counselors' mess-making, rant-generating Jeff Melkerson, temporarily in charge of watching the door. He wanted to mark my hand to show that I'd "paid," but I immediately set him straight: "No way in hell am I letting you near me with that blue marker! -- I've seen you work!" At this point he launched into a top-velocity tirade about Lita Ford. Lita Ford, the majestic. Lita Ford, the mighty. Magical, mystical Lita Ford. "Cripsy Duck, these kids have never heard of Lita Ford!"
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The local punks are an interesting lot: generally tolerant and good-natured with the characteristic punk urge to "go over the top" in some fashion, be it hollering, drinking or thrashing about. There are a few mildly unstable or at least way too drunk individuals on the scene, but fights are generally spurned and over-heated situations are usually defused by the bigger scenesters. It's a happy, albeit disfunctional, family.
Least but not last (or something like that) came the maiden voyage of V8 Pussy, the unholy merger of the Counselor's rhythm section and Bella Morte's guitar player in a pumped-up spookabilly hoedown.
But I stuck around to begin work on my new supergroup with Jeff Melkerson where I get to play drums (which I can't) and he gets to play guitar (which he does). We're thinking of calling it Rolling Stone Can Eat My Shit and I'm sure it will be available at all of your major media outlets by Christmas. Bon Appetit!
(Cripsy Duck would like to publicly apologize to you, the reader, for stooping to pornographic potty humor at the end of this week's crawl, and also to Jann Werner, whose publication set the standard for American rock journalism and who can obviously find more nourishing things to consume than my poo poo.) |