After three tunes I crawl up Chancellor St. to Lord Vader's castle-- I mean Starbucks.
I never go to Starbucks due to an aggravated bias I have toward Mom and Pop coffee shops like Espresso Corner and Higher Grounds. Not only do I know who my money is going to in these places, but the coffee is always way better and usually cheaper. But, to be fair, Starbucks is really nice on the inside and Andrew McKnight (band #2) is playing there, an excellent Northern Virginia songwriter who has steadfastly promoted himself into a decent lifestyle of folk festival hopping and gig making. The dozen potential audience members upstairs at Starbucks are involved in their own activities but perk up for "Dear Diary," an exploration of the darkened inner workings of the impossible romance between Tommy Jefferson and Sally Hemmings.
I trek down to Espresso Corner where Bianca (band #3) is gigging with Laden Angel. Bianca is crooning low-key with her beautiful husky voice against the noise of the thronging coffeeshop. Silly stuff is happening. A punk kid with "the PIST" stencilled across his sweatshirt is nuking promo CD's in the microwave, causing them to sparkle and pop and come out all cracked and wierd looking. The atmospheric ionization this causes makes my feathers stand on end so I push on to Trax for a tune of Biscuit's (band #4) opening set. They jam and crack jokes about being a Phish cover-band and I boogie up Main St. to the Blue Moon Diner where street-grass pioneers, the Hackensaw Boys (band #5) are holding their Friday night swarree sans guitarist Dave Sickmen. At this point I start doing the math and realize I've already laid ears on 5 bands- and it's only 11:00. Cocky as hell, I commence to crawling the length of Main St., passing on the way two of Charlottesville's "Most-Wasted" sprawled on the concrete too drunk to sit up, engaged in a tragi-comic slap fight. If the police don't haul them in, this will be their bed for the evening. Torture and vomit and astronomical drunkeness. In high shool we'd refer to this scenario as a "buzz shave."