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Real American Pie 2-13-00 (printed as "Getting a Ryalls fix" in C-Ville Weekly Vol.12, No.8)
Tim and Steve Ryalls - Humble Sacrifice |
-Redd Foxx |
Tuesday 2-8-2000 -- My old chum Tubesock snapped me out of the miserable Tuesday blahs by suggesting we visit a certain Wayside-area pizza joint to guzzle a pitcher of cheap American suds: the sophisticated modern primate's ritual for removing burdensome mental dross. Since we were nearby I suggested we check out acoustic rock heroes Tim and Steve Ryalls at Durty Nelly's. They've been playing there every Tuesday for the last millenium or so to little media fanfare, so I figured they deserved a good Ducking. I should confess at this point that I'm generally not too impressed with the acoustic coverband idiom. I tend to be more interested in original music, but only because I've endured enough ailing renditions of "Brown-Eyed Girl" in Coupe DeVille's backyard to last me a lifetime or two. But when the Ryalls kicked up with a satisfying rendition of the Allman Brother's "Melissa," complete with nice extended acoustic guitar solos and sweet harmonies, I began to see where Tuesdays with the brothers could be habit-forming. Smooth classic rock covers were alternated with nice original tunes. It's not often that someone can pull off an endurable version of "American Pie"-- the War and Peace of classic rock-- but when the audience chimed in for all 97 choruses, my cockles couldn't help but be warmed. This kind of music brings out the drunkard in me, so I proceeded to consume as much American beverage as I could muster, until Tubesock informed me that he was bailing out. I was at a loss, feeling foolish and in need of some fun, so I did what any god-fearing duck does in this situation: I went driving. All the way to the Outback Lodge where I made a nuisance of myself by ogling patrons at the Humble Sacrifice show. All I can clearly recall about events there is that they featured a brief visit from Hogwaller Rambler Rolland Colella on electric fiddle, and it sounded pretty damn good from the floor. Someone had the good sense to knock me out with a taser, strap me to the top of their 4Runner and deliver me home without spilling any blood on the mean streets of Charlottesville.
Auldridge, Bennet and Gaudreau sounded beautiful at the Prism, gracefully performing matured bluegrass for an open-hearted and awe-struck audience. I'd have stayed all night, but we had plans, so after the first set we rolled to Boudreau's where Big Ray and the Kool Kats were swinging for a surreally mixed crowd. Middle-aged groups in Burger King crowns mingled with foreign families in traditional garb and young couples on dates half-attempting to ritz-it-up. It looked like an international wedding at an up-scale Denny's. The multi-colored zoot suit-clad band was kind of soft and cheesy but seemed like they'd be good fun for a swing dancing date-- if you know how to swing dance, of course. I have webbed feet and therefore do not know how to swing dance, so I was feeling like an eyesore and yearning for salvation, and thus fled to trucker heaven, a fly-fishing hunk-o-paradise incarnate as Southern Culture on the Skids at Trax.
-Cripsy Duck If you thrill, I'll chill. cripsyduck@mindspring.com
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