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Goth Milk? 1-9-00 (printed in C-Ville Weekly Vol.12, No.3)
Myotonia - Stable Roots - Bella Morte |
"Spew unto others as you would have them spew unto you." -Unger the Moderately Uninteresting |
The Secret is dead. Long live the Secret! Drumming superhero Brad Derrick is taking a hiatus to nurse his sore computer tendons and the Secret is calling it quits. After five years of blowing refined funk, ska and soul in our fair city, the ultimate incarnation of Andy Rowland's band is disintegrating. Outback Lodge Wednesdays won't be the same, but we'll look forward to hearing what's next from the talented Secret crew.
Thursday, 1-6-99 -- Finally getting off my feathered duff shortly after midnight, I waddled over to the Outback Lodge to see if reggae groovestars Stable Roots were Y2K compliant. Sure enough, they were cranking for an elated crowd in the Outback's newly remodeled main room. Santa was really good to the Outback this year. The band space looks about twice the size it used to (there's alot more dance floor) and a large window has been cut in the dividing wall so that patrons can watch the band from the bar. Hurrah! Our medium-sized rock venue is now more user-friendly.
The journey started with a ceremonious airing of a Fat Boys tape singer Andy Dean had found somewhere for 50 cents. "I'm black in the middle," he explained while grooving to the human beat box. We were drawing some attention driving down the road (Andy has seven inch spiked pink hair) but I'm sure the people around us would have been really confused if they knew we were listening to the Fat Boys. "Brtlrtlrtlrtlrtlrtlrtlrtl stick 'em, uh, uh-uh stick 'em!" On arrival we were greeted with parking hassles and a bunch of immigrant car wash employees who would not let us have our way -- not even for five minutes. All apologies to any cool people who live in D.C., but that place kinda sucks. As a big city, it smacks of possibility, but there's a foreboding full-of-crapness about it. Scenesters in Washington D.C. seem to think they're pretty hot, and to give credit where due, club Element is a very cool looking place. Big, elaborately decorated and full of hidden VIP lounges with curtains and wrap-around sofas illuminated by psychedelic jello lighting, it would be a very groovy place to gather your posse and cavort. But it's expensive. When in full swing a reserved table will run you $150.00. Not only will you require an attitude to hang out there, you'll probably need to fill out a credit application. You'll also want to raid the dog's wardrobe. Admission for the Bound show was $7.00 if attired in fetish garb, $25.00 if not. A leash and collar are a good start. The show itself was wierdly beautiful and almost hilarious. Middle-aged bald men in leather corsets were strapped to racks and tormented by viscious-looking dominatrices. Scantily clad women in leather skirts and fishnet stockings were also victimized. The humiliation came when victims were left hanging, bare-assed and gagged, with their Fruit-of-the Looms around their knees, while their dominators went to get a beer. I laughed, I cried, but I wasn't going anywhere near those racks. Bella Morte was luke-warmly recieved by the mostly older crowd. The band had been hired on the merits of their second CD, Where Shadows Lie, but the audience wasn't giving in to them and they were greeted by some dancing, scattered applause and relative indifference. The masochists may have been appreciating their energetic performance but were just too preoccupied by the risque thrill of their own public half-nakedness. I got drunk on the band's tab, bought a purple whip from a biker selling leather stuff and passed out in the van.
"Bring out your dead." |