The Joy of Cola
words by Stephen Barling, music by some ad agency

put a sticker on your car
makes you think you're pretty smart

think recycling's really keen
doesn't make the landfills clean

third world countries build your shit
pay 'em pennies, make a mint

send your children off to school
turn them into little tools

the joy of cola

if your dad was president
you could run the government

if your mom knows protocol
you can have your own cabal

oilfields stretch from sky to sky
still no pennies rolling by

we're overgrown and double-wide
pushing Pepsi's kinda snide