American As Fuck
words and music Stephen Barling and Brandon Collins

When time's been a-wastin'
and stealin' you blind
and the clouds that're gatherin'
ain't all in your mind
hard whiskey and women
made a fool of your soul
and there ain't nowhere safe you can roll

When the whole world just sucks
and you're shit outta luck
Just be thankful you're American as fuck
oh, be thankful you're American as fuck

When your wife up and leaves you
on the Jerry Springer Show
'cuz you gave her the finger
and you called her a "ho"
and your boss up and fires you
for showin' up all drunk
and you'd be more loved if you was a skunk

When the whole world just sucks...

Well you can live on hard liquor
and sleep in a log
and you can go back to night-school
but you can't take your dog
there ain't nothing much better than nothin' to do
'cept fer maybe a case a cold brew

When the whole world just sucks...

Aw shit.

© 1998 GNILSONGS

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