When time's been a-wastin'
and stealin' you blind
and the clouds that're gatherin'
ain't all in your mind
hard whiskey and women
made a fool-a-yer soul
and there ain't nowhere safe you can roll

When the whole world just sucks
and you're shit outta luck
Just be thankful yer American as fuck
oh, be thankful yer American as fuck

When yer wife up and leaves you
on the Jerry Springer Show
'cuz you gave her the finger
and you called her a ho
and yer boss up and fires you
fer showin' up all drunk
and you'd be more loved if you was a skunk

Well you can live on hard liquor
and sleep in a log
and you can go back to nightschool
but you can't take yer dog
there ain't nothing much better than nothin' to do
'cept fer maybe a case a cold brew

Aw shit.

© 1998 GNILSONGS

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